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Stolen - PC CDROM

Stolen

OMG, I never thought a game would make me so angry but I have to tell you this, "Stolen" is quite simply one of the worst games I have ever had the misfortune to waste space on my Hard Drive for. If you only ever heed my advice once, then this is the one, avoid this game like an over friendly drunk Leper.

It's use of lighting and shadows to create atmosphere is nothing but a poor attempt at hiding what are some of the most infantile graphics that I've seen for a long time (or maybe the last time I went into safe mode). Sometimes the lighting is so bright I nearly screamed "aaarrghh my eyes my eyes!!"

To make matters worse the game lags so slowly sometimes that I wonder if stop frame animation is the latest craze. At least Farcry had the redeeming quality of being a good game, the same can't be said for "Stolen".

Then we get onto the gameplay, or rather lack of..and don't even get me started on the controls aarrgghhhh! There really is no point in going on is there?? Please, don't buy this game, or if you feel an urge to experiment, just give me your money instead and I can slap you with a wet kipper.

By JadeWolf
June 05