Dead body story!

This sounds stupid, I'll admit that, but my mate got drunk and ended up being reported as a dead body to the police!!!! No... Seriously!!! What happened was he, obviously, got drunk and went loo, then he couldn't open the bog door and got stuck in the loo!!!! So he did the logical thing (whatever) he climbed out the window!!! And went sleep on the grass where the neighbour saw him and called the police…